Jasmine is the name .

canwemakeout:

I COULD WATCH THIS GIF SET FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

lohanthony:

THIS IS STILL THE FUNNIEST THING ON THE INTERNET

valentinostclaire:

Why does toilet paper NEED a commercial? Who is not buying toilet paper?

bobbymoynihans:

Jimmy’s wearing Shaq’s jacket and it might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. 

bobbymoynihans:

Jimmy’s wearing Shaq’s jacket and it might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. 

underthe-corktree:

*wears band shirt in public in hopes that cute boy will see shirt, like band,  talk to me about band, take me to band’s concerts, marry me, and have slightly punk children with me*

bellalovesbacon:

bulimiasux:

you say you want to die but,
you still put that seat belt on
and look both ways before crossing the street
you lock your windows and doors
you would scream if someone was following you late at night
you would run for your life
but you do want to die
you just want to die on your own terms.

I have this on my blog like 6 times its amazing

troyesivan:

one day i will stop reblogging this gifset

today is not that day

itstonybetch:

How Christina Aguilera singes lullabies to her children

ruinedchildhood:

Greatest Selfie of all time.

ruinedchildhood:

Greatest Selfie of all time.

Lorde / The Beatles - Royals / Come Together
1,445,967 plays

ayesea-ehm:

transitfan:

Come Together/Royals - The Beatles & Lorde

#the first note of come to together hit my ears and a tear dropped

Holy…

missjune-1975:

The noise his lil feet are making

bellaruska:

leonkyuwata:

mayrlynray:

supermansadork:

thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years