Jasmine is the name .
jason derulos first words: jason derulo

dewgongo:

how to be a lil bitch:

  1. look like u
  2. act like u
  3. smell like u
  4. dance like u
  5. talk like u
  6. u

penicillium-pusher:

I strive to have the confidence of Amy Farrah Fowler

gizmobot:

anemotionallyunstablecreature:

nolightinyourtardisblueeyes:

My mum just referred to Steve Rogers as Mr. America

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*applause for perfect use of gif*

ah yes, captain mr. america

Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
Brother: Really?
Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
Brother:
Me:
Brother: ???
Me: ... fine as hell.

littledarkstranger:

punkrockluna:

gouthesupermanager:

bubblegum-momoi-satsuki:

gouthesupermanager:

flameoflight:

well-metaphoricallyspeaking:

wildembers:

relahvant:

insanenerdfish:

heruut:

i-aint-even-bovvered:

songofages:

Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F

I never understood why it’s an F if he gets more than half out of 100? Unless it’s more than 100. If you get more than half the answers right how is it an F?

You must not be from America. Here, grading is fucked up.

Average American Grading Scale:
A+- 97-100
A - 94-96
A- - 90-93
B- 80-89
C- 70-79
D- 60-69
F- 59 and under

oh wow that is fucked up

why do they skip E in america

There’s an E in other grading scales?

And in some places in America it goes by a 7 point scale, so it’d be
A - 100-93
B - 92-85
C - 84-78
D - 77-70
F - 69 and below

Now you understand why American kid’s feel like there’s no point to school. If you have a 100 question text, and get 79 of them correct, that’s a C. That mean’s your Average Intelligence on this particular subject. And it get’s even worse when you have only like… a 10 question quiz. If you get two wrong? that’s a B. 80 fucking %. Now tell me again why American school’s are easier? 

No wait but whats the grading system in other countries?

UK Grading Scale

100-70: A

69-60: B

59-50: C

49-40: D

Below 40: F

ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?! THATS INSANE!!!!

next time you try to tell americans that we’re stupid

i’m gonna remind you

that our “average” is your “A”

Let me introduce you to the Irish grading system:

90 -100 A1

85 - 89 A2

80 - 84  B1

75 - 79     B2

70 - 74     B3

65 - 69     C1

60 - 64 C2

55 - 59 C3

50 - 54 D1

45 - 49 D2

40 - 44 D3

25 - 39 E

10 - 24 F

Less than 10 No Grade (NG)

We have 3 levels of fail and sublevels in every other grade, it’s so freaking confusing!!

But we’re not even done yet. Each grade you see above is also equal to a certain number of “points”, which are how the educational system determines who gets into college. These change based on which level you take a class at (Higher or Ordinary level), so for example at Higher level an A1 = 100 points, but at Ordinary level an A1 = 60 points.

And you wonder why we drink so much???

the-once-and-future-winchester:

noelfieldingnoelfielding:

tupacabra:

liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

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without it its just

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NYELLO

there will come a day when i will stop reblogging this, but today is not the day.

yamaharfang

mtv:

sam claflin

mtv:

sam claflin

onebigclusterfuck:

I will reblog this until the day I die

ashiftiperson:

amtrax:

needs-more-pony:

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

blueshogun96:

getoveryourselflady:

Per the man law code and if not it should be


I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.
Many mixed feelings.

That’s not just the bro code.  That’s just the right fucking thing to do.

ashiftiperson:

amtrax:

needs-more-pony:

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

blueshogun96:

getoveryourselflady:

Per the man law code and if not it should be

I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.

Many mixed feelings.

That’s not just the bro code.  That’s just the right fucking thing to do.

standbyyourmantis:

xasteriia:

balconyscene:

these-fading-scars:

I don’t understand because wasn’t Olaf’s actions of lighting the fire, almost melting and then trying to save her and act of true love and shouldnt that have unfrozen her heart?

oh shit

Yes, but didn’t it have to be a kiss that broke the spell?

No because the kiss would never have worked.  Olaf is performing an act of true love, but having an act of true love performed wasn’t what would thaw a frozen heart, you have to perform one yourself — that’s what this scene is proving.  The kiss was a red herring, the act of true love that saves Anna is Anna deciding to save her sister rather than herself.  At that point Elsa could have screamed “YOLO!” and run off into the sunset and it wouldn’t have made any difference, because Anna has true love in her heart now and that’s what ultimately thaws her — she loves Elsa completely unselfishly, whereas most of their previous interactions have been all about Anna wanting something from Elsa.

andrewgiraffields:

Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me


xo

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